Description
Therapy is expensive. Sarcasm is free.
This tee is for the twisted souls who process life’s nonsense one savage remark at a time. Equal parts armor and attitude, it lets the world know you’re not cold — you’re just coping… loudly.
Soft AF cotton (100% combed & ring-spun)
Unisex fit for master deflectors and professional smartasses
Premium DTG print that outlasts your patience for small talk
Lightweight, breathable, perfect for clapping back in comfort
Care: Wash cold, tumble low, and reload your sarcasm as needed.
Product features
– Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel.
– Features side seams for shape retention and structural support.
– Ribbed knit collar ensures elasticity and shape maintenance.
– Available with a variety of vibrant printing techniques for detailed designs.
– Ethically produced with a focus on sustainable practices and compliance.
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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