Description
Some wear scars. You wear sarcasm.
This tee is for the gloriously unhinged souls who know their baggage comes with a punchline. Equal parts comfortable and confrontational, it’s the perfect way to say, “yeah, I’m a little broken — and still better dressed than you.”
Soft AF cotton (100% combed & ring-spun)
Unisex fit for beautiful disasters and professional trainwrecks
Premium DTG print that holds up better than your coping skills
Lightweight, breathable, and made for laughing through the cracks
Care: Wash cold, tumble low, and don’t expect therapy to be included.
Product features
– Constructed with side seams for enhanced shape retention and support
– Ribbed knit collar ensures durability and maintains its shape
– Shoulder tape adds stability and prevents stretching
– High-quality printing techniques for vivid designs and smooth finishes
– Ethically sourced and manufactured, certified by Fair Labor Association
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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