Description
Cheaper than a therapist, sharper than your comebacks.
This tee is for the ones who heal through savage humor and perfectly timed shade. Soft, bold, and unapologetically twisted, it’s your daily reminder that sarcasm isn’t a problem — it’s the cure.
Soft AF cotton (100% combed & ring-spun)
Unisex fit for professional smartasses and casual eye-rollers
Premium DTG print that won’t fade like fake apologies
Lightweight, breathable, built for everyday savage commentary
Care: Wash cold, tumble low, and never let your sarcasm shrink.
Product features
– Side seams for structural support and shape retention.
– Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains its shape.
– Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort.
– Printed using high-quality DTF & DTG techniques for vibrant colors.
– Made with 100% lightweight cotton for breathability and comfort.
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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